I had to give an impromput speech on land mines the other night. ahh yes, me and my extensive knowledge about war tactics lol. "And the only way to detonate them is to jump on them..." Question from the audience: "How do they choose who's going to jump on them??" yeah. fortunately, bs was allowed lol. so it was all good. i got a 98.

My latest adventures: I drove all the way to teach piano the other day with the orange light on and the gas gauge registering below E. very wise. I get there, and I'm like "where's the nearest gas station??" so Ms. Kim tells me where it is, and then she's like, "I won't feel comfortable unless I follow you" so she gets all 7 of her kids in the car and follows me to gas station. She is such a nice person. And I felt so horrible lol. So she waits for a little while. First the credit card won't work. I'm so good with credit cards. I always slide them the wrong way, and the things going "remove card quickly, remove card quickly, remove card quickly..." on and on and on and let me tell ya, I was removing that card real quickly by the end. Then I discovered my error and turned the card around. I only had to pay like 36 something for a full tank of gas. a miracle! lol. So Ms. Kim leaves. I remove the gas dispenser thingy, somehow managing to squeeze the triggar thing in the process and spraying gas all over my feet and getting it on my hands. it formed something of a puddle on the ground. So that was fun. Then I got into the car and I'm about to pull out into the intersection, and these men start motioning to me. they're like 'stop stop!! back up!!' and they're pointing to the side of the car, so i'm like completely confuzed. I thought it was the gas cap or something, so i got out and went and looked at the other side of the car, and they're like 'there's a ditch!! so yeah, i'm about to drive half my car into this large ditch to left of my car. They're like 'you may want to reverse and cut your tires." so I got back in and reversed and cut my tires and they drove away and pulled out into the intersection and proceeded to work. So at work...I get there, and my boss walks in the room after a little bit and he's like "it smells like gas!" and i'm like "Yeah i kind of spilled it all over me at the gas station." to which he said something about how the state of New Jersey is the only state in which you have to have an attendant fill your car with gas and how he always kind of made fun and was like 'who would spill gas??" and i'm like "we should have those attendants here." lol. So THEN...the building manager walks in and he's like "I just thought I'd tell you that your right front tire is going flat." and i just like put my head down on the desk and shook my head slowly lol. He's like "you may want to get some air in it." and i'm like 'how????' so yeah. my right front tire is going flat, and its missing a hubcap. I have an art for losing hubcaps. we have a spare one kuz i already lost one my parents bought more than one in case i lost another, which i did. *sigh*. So who else thinks it's just an awesome idea for me to be on the roads???? Gosh!!!! lol.